JokesMarriage A Dad Asked A Question To Little Johnny. This Is Funny. Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go. Little Johnny: Paris… Dad: That means you like your mum more? Little Johnny: No, that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go? Little Johnny: America! Dad: (Angry) Why! ? Little Johnny: Well, coz l’ve been to Paris before! Dad: (Angry) when did you go to Paris?? Little Johnny: In the first question you asked See more Previous joke A Lonely Frog Telephoned The Psychic Hotline. Next joke A Woman Awakes During The Night.