JokesMarriage Wife Sent Text To Husband. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return….. She sent another text, “And I forgot to mention…. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for you…… He texted _“ really ?” She replied – “No…. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message” See more Previous joke A Teacher Asked A Question To Her Student. Next joke An Elderly Guy Was At A Bar.