JokesMarriage Little Johnny Comes Home Proudly. This Will Blow Your Mind. A boy Little Johnny comes home proudly announces to his parents “Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!” The parents are very happy and ask, “That’s amazing Lenny! And what was the question?” Sticking out his chest, the Johnny says, “Who farted?” See more Previous joke Ted Was Going Bald. Next joke A Jumbo Jet Coming Into The Toronto.