JokesMarriage L.Johnny Got Lost At The Shopping Mall. This Will Make You Laugh Silly. Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” The guard asked, “What’s his name?” Little Johnny says “Grandpa” The guard smiled, then asked, “What’s he like?” The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, “Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big b0#bs. See more Previous joke A Bitter Divorce, After Four Years Of Marriage. Next joke A Man Went To An Auction.