AnimalsJokes A Football Team Was On The Field During Practice. This Is Epic. A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered the coach, “we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.” Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. “That was amazing,” exclaimed the coach. “I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?” “Don’t worry about money,” said the turkey, “let me just ask you something, does the season go PAST Thanksgiving?” See more Previous joke Alan’s Wife Called Him As He Was At In The Pub. Next joke John Walks Into His 5th Floor Apartment.