JokesMarriage A Guy Knocks On A Door. This Is Super Funny. One day, while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. He’s inquiring about a particular petroleum jelly product to see how it’s being used, and by whom. “Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?” “Yes. My husband and I use it during intrcrse,” she answers. The researcher is stunned by the blunt reply but quickly regains his composure. “Um, er… I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?” “Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.” See more Previous joke Teacher Brings Two Buckets Into The Class. Next joke This Man Wanted Desperately To Take A Dive In A Nearby Lake.