AnimalsJokes Little Johnny’s Teacher Says To Johnny. Get ready for a classroom confession 2.6k Views Little Johnny’s teacher says to him, “Johnny! your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s!” Did you just copy hers?, she asks. Johnny says, “No, teacher, it is the same dog!” See more Previous joke A Priest, A Pastor And A Rabbit Entered A Clinic. Next joke Little Johnny’s Teacher Is Doing Her Rounds.