AnimalsJokes A Guy Took A Cat Home To His Wife. Guy Has Some Guts. 2.3k Views A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a CAT …” He said back to his wife, “I am talking to the cat!” See more Previous joke Paddy Goes Into A Pharmacy. Next joke Johnny Was Standing With His Father.