JokesMarriage A Witty Exchange Between John and His Wife. John’s witty remark and leaves his wife in stitches. 3.3k Views John’s wife woke up one morning feeling completely deflated. “My word, I feel like my mind has almost completely gone!” “Are you really surprised?” John asked. “Why would you say that, John?” “Because you’ve been giving me a piece of it every day for fifty years!” See more Previous joke A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning. Next joke Little Johnny’s Unexpected Observation.