JokesMarriage Little Johnny’s Unique Perspective On Life. A Comical Take on Future Partners! 2.2k Views Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life, and asked him, “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?” He answered, “Like the moon,” and the teacher said, “That’s such a beautiful answer because it’s calm and peaceful.” Little Johnny said, “No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.” See more Previous joke A Man Is Driving With His Wife. Next joke The Sweet and Salty Saga of the Couple.