The Conversation of Two Elderly Gentlemen!

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree.

One turns to the other and says,

“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age, how do you feel?”

John replies, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth, I wear a diaper, and I even drool on myself.”