AnimalsJokes A Couple’s Silent Car Ride. A witty exchange between the husband and wife. 3.3k Views A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” See more Previous joke The Town Newspaper Prints Pretty Much Every Little Story. Next joke Little Johnny’s Clever Deal For The Car.