JokesMarriage A Man’s Wife Was Lying In Bed Crying. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL. 3.8k Views A man’s wife was lying in bed crying. He walks in and asks, “What’s wrong?” “I had a dream where a prince took me from you,” she replies. Husband says, “Oh my dear, relax it was just a dream.” To which the wife retorts “That’s why I’m crying!” Husband also started crying. His wife asked, “Now, why are you crying?” Husband replied, “I wish, it was not a dream.” See more Previous joke These Two Little Boys Were Chatting At The Zoo. Next joke An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.