ElderlyJokes A Dietician Was Once Addressing A Large Audience. This Will Blow Your Mind. 1.9k Views A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?” “You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.” The man lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.” See more Previous joke Little Johnny Is Sat In His Back Garden. Next joke Two Old Ladies Dolly And Ruby Were Talking About Their Grandchildren.