ElderlyJokes A Store Attending To Senior Customers And Offering Discounts. This Is Funny. 2.4k Views A store announces that from 8:00 to 9:30 am they’ll only be attending to senior customers and offering discounts. By 7:30 there was already a big line of grandpas and grandmas waiting outside. Suddenly a nice car pulls up, and a young man gets out and proceeds to cut in front of everyone. He gets immediately smacked in the head with a cane by an old lady. He brushes it off and keeps going. This time a lot of canes come down on him until he turns around and runs back to his car. “hey!!!” He yells “I’m not opening this store today.” See more Previous joke Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church. Next joke An Elderly Pastor Joe knew That Ole Ben Was A Saturday Night Boozer.