AnimalsJokes Three Animals Were Having A Drink In A Cafe. What Happened Next Will Make You Laugh Crazy. 8.9k Views Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.” “I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. “Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. See more Previous joke Little Johnny Is In Grade 7. Next joke This Dog Wins Every Fight.