JokesMarriage Johnny Always Sucking His Thumb. What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Silly. 3k Views Little Johnny is 3 years old and always sucking his thumb and his mom always said to him ” Johnny stops sucking your thumb or you’ll get fat. One day there on the bus going shopping and a pregnant lady [ about 8 months] gets on and sits opposite Little Johnny and his mother. Little Johnny couldn’t stop staring at the pregnant lady who after a while said to Little Johnny ” Why do you keep staring at me is there something wrong with my dress or something.” Little Johnny shouted at the top of his voice, ” No! But by Jesus Christ, I know what you been doing” See more Previous joke An Old Man Goes Into A Restaurant. Next joke Johnny Was Out Hunting With His Dad.