A dog enters a telegraph office.
Then he takes a blank form and writes:
“Woof Woof.Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof, Woof.”
The clerk examines the paper.
Then he politely tells the dog:
“There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
The dog Looks confused and replies,
“But that would make no sense at all.”