A guy was pulled over by a cop on his way to home.
“Good afternoon officer, anything the problem?” said the guy.
The cop cleared his throat and said,
“you were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
“No sir,” said the guy avoiding the wife’s gaze, “I was going 65.”
Before the officer could react, the wife jumped in,
“no, Harry. You were going 80 and I warned you about it.”
Frustrated, the guy glared at his wife a shut up.
“I can’t help but notice your broken tail light. So I’m also going to give you a ticket for that.”
The guy acted perplexed, “broken tail light? Since when? I didn’t know that!”
“Really Harry?” This was the wife unaffected by her husband’s shut up glare, “you’ve known about that tail light for weeks now.”
“I see you’re not wearing your seat belt.”
“No officer, I’ve been wearing my seatbelt all along until you pulled me over. I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
The wife laughed,
“oh Harry, the last time I saw you wearing your seat belt was when you came to take me out on our first date seven years ago.”
Infuriated, the husband couldn’t stop himself anymore,
“shut your mouth, woman!”
The cop was unimpressed,
“ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?”
“No officer, he’s pretty much an angel when he’s sober but when he’s gotten drunk? You’ve just seen for yourself.”
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