A woman gets a phone call saying “The viper is coming shortly”. She thinks nothing of it.
She gets another call. “The viper is coming in two hours.”
She freaks out and calls the cops.
Two hours later, a short Russian man with a squeegee knocks on her door.
“I am the viper. I’d like to vash the vindows.”
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