A woman went into the neighborhood grocery store and asked the grocer for a can of cat food. Knowing that she didn’t have a cat, the grocer asked why she was buying the stuff.
“It’s for my husband’s lunch,” was the answer.
Shocked, the grocer said:
“You can’t feed cat food to your husband. It’II kill him!”
“I’ve been giving it to him for a week now and he likes it fine,” was her answer, and each day the woman continued to come in and purchase a can of cat food for her husband’s lunch.
It wasn’t too much later that the grocer happened to be scanning the obituary column in the local paper and noticed that the woman’s husband had passed away.
“When the woman came into the store, he couldn’t resist saying.
“I’m sorry to hear about your husband, but I warned you that he’d die if you kept feeding him cat food.”
“It wasn’t the cat food that killed him,” she retorted.
“He broke his neck trying to lick his back!”
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