Man decides to buy a pet, but does not know what he wants as a pet, so he goes to the pet shop in search of a pet.
He sees cats in a cage dogs on another cage spiders, rabbits, frogs, birds, fish in aquariums and finally he sees a very colorful parrot in the corner of the store and he goes to the area where the parrot was and salesman asks him,
“Are you interested in this parrot?”
The man says, “Does he talk?” the salesman says, “If you pull his left leg he will say the our father and if you pull his right leg, he will say the hailmary!”
The man says, “What will the parrot say if I pull both legs at the same time?”
The parrot says, “I’ll fall on my ass stupid!”
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