A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks:
“Mind if I ask why’d ya kiss your horse on the butt?”
The cowboy says:
“It’s ’cause I got chapped lips.”
The bartender asks:
“Does manure help them heal?”
Cowboy replies:
“No, but it keeps me from licking them.”
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