A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and asks,
“my dog’s cross-eyed… is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” says the vet,
“let’s have a look at him”
So, he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then teeth.
Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“Why? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy.”
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