A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!”
The husband excitedly replied, “Oh my word! What should I pack, beach stuff or golf stuff?”
“It doesn’t matter,” she replied, “Just pack your bags and get out!”
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