An 80-Year-Old Man Was Having An Annual Physical.

This Is Funny.

An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical.

As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope,

He began muttering, “Oh-oh!”

The man asked the doctor, “What’s the problem?”

“Well,” said the doc,

“you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?”

“No,” replied the old man.

“Do you drink in excess?” “No.” replied the old man.

“Do you have a s*x life?”

“Yes, I do!” “Well,” said the doc,

“I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your s*x life.”

Looking perplexed, the old man said,

“Which half – the looking or the thinking?”

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