An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical.
As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope,
He began muttering, “Oh-oh!”
The man asked the doctor, “What’s the problem?”
“Well,” said the doc,
“you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?”
“No,” replied the old man.
“Do you drink in excess?” “No.” replied the old man.
“Do you have a s*x life?”
“Yes, I do!” “Well,” said the doc,
“I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your s*x life.”
Looking perplexed, the old man said,
“Which half – the looking or the thinking?”
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