An 80-year old man was having an annual physical.

What Follows Next Is Just Hilarious.

An eighty year old man was having an annual physical.

As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering,

“Oh oh!”

The man asked the doctor what the problem was.

“Well,” said the doc, “you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?”

“No”, replied the man.

“Do you drink in excess?”


“Do you have a s*x life?”

“Yes, I do!”

“Well,” said the doc,

“I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your s*x life”

Looking perplexed, the old man said,

“Which half… the LOOKING or the THINKING?”

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