A 76-year old walked into an insurance office, and asks to buy a life insurance policy.
The salesman asks him how old he is, and he says that he’s 76.
The salesman replies that you can’t buy a policy over the age of 75.
The old man replies:
“But my 99-year old father came here last week and bought a new policy”
The salesman replies:
“Obviously he knows the manager personally – come back on Thursday when the manager is in”
The old man replies:
“I’m busy this Thursday – my grandfather is getting remarried”
The salesman replies:
“What? How old is he?”
The old man replies:
“He’ll be 122 next month”
The salesman replies:
“Why is he getting remarried?”
The old man replies:
“He doesn’t really want to – but his parents are pressuring him”
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