ElderlyJokes A 60 Year Old Billionaire Goes To The Bar. What Follows Next Is Mind Blowing. A 60 year old billionaire goes to the bar with his gorgeous 25 years old wife. Bartender : How did she marry you? Old man : I lied about my age Bartender : You said 45? Old man: No I said 90 See more Previous joke A Little Old Lady Sold Pretzels On A Street Corner. Next joke A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating.